When I finally sat down to relax last night, Seamus the cat walked into the room with a huge preserved frog! From the Biology specimen kit! The frog that was previously in a sealed bag!
The conversation went something like this:
Me: "Seamus, what have you got there?"
Seamus: (says nothing, too busy walking with giant preserved frog between his front legs)
Me: "No! Nooo! Noooooooooooo!"
As the horror of the mess that must await me in the other room grew, the 'no's got louder and longer.
It was definitely an Arrested Development moment. "And that is why... You always store the specimens where the cat can't reach!"